The New York Times reported that Mega Millionaire Larry David Seinfeld fame can contain his excitement over the extension of the Bush tax cuts:
There is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts were extended two years for the upper hound tar, of which I proudly thank one am very much you. I am the last person in the world I would like to next to his, but I'm beside me! This is a life-changer, I tell you. A life changer!
To begin with, I was planning a trip to Cabo with my kids for Christmas vacation. We went to fly coach, but now am with the money I save in taxes, I am going to splurge and bump me up to the first class. First class! Someone told me that serve warm nuts up there and call "Mister." I could be off the plane!
I also call the hotel and another room to get so I don't have to sleep a cot in the kids room. Don't get me wrong, I love a good bed for children available. The problem is, they tend to, take much space, and it is always a little harder in my advancing years to fold it up and drag it in the closet. I think I would do it if I had but you know what? I don't! With this windfall coming my way. Now I get my own room with King size bed have. And who knows maybe I'll some fancy mineral water from the minibar. This is shaping up to the best vacation, I have had in the year.
When I get home, thanks to the great compromise, the first is what, I will do, to get a flat-screen TV. Finally I can from the 20-inch Zenith with the rabbit ears, I take from my parents, inherited when she died. The reception is horrible, and I'm tired of going out to bars, everytime I want to watch a game. Last month, the antenna broke and I tried to improvise me with a metal hanger and liquidation cutting. Every time I see that scabs, I say to myself, "If God wants this Bush tax cuts be restored, I'm going to buy a new TV." Well, guess what? You have been!
It is a blessing for my health to be. After years of desire I'll be finally to make blueberries you. Did have a lot of antioxidants to prevent the cancer? Cancer! This tax cut which just might save my life. Who said Republicans support not health care? I'm going to have the blueberries with my cereal and I speak not special k. Those days are over. There is nothing more than real Granola from now on. The way the man in the plastic bins in health food stores. Someone has said "Organic"?
The only problem is if God forbid, tax cuts have lifted over two years, as I ever go back to special K and go bananas? Well, I smoke to stop, so I'm sure that if push came to shove I could muster the will, get Granola and blueberries. Of course, I accepted, with the money I made it from the Seinfeld syndication store, is I probably could still eat Granola with blueberries, but we hope that it does not happen.
Life was good and now it's even better. Thank you, Republican. And a special thanks to President Obama and the Democrats. I didn't know you cared.
Risk of sound like a broken record rate I hereby Mr David, to check where he can some his prey of the Federal Government donations Seinfeld from this website.
After all, because he doesn't think he deserves the reduction of taxes, wouldn't it immoral to keep?
Tags: Policy of taxation · Tax humor · Tax policy
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